Unprepared Fishermen III
Skit: Unprepared Fishermen III
| [Bob and Sally are sitting by the lake, fishing.] | |
| Sally: | Oh, I think I've got another one. This rod is working out great! |
| [She pulls up her line, removes a fish from the end, and places it in her fish bucket. Bob appears envious.] | |
| Bob: | Another? How many is that for you? I still haven't caught a thing! |
| Sally: | Oh, I think that's fourteen now. You haven't caught any? What are you using for bait? |
| Bob: | Bait? I'm using this nice rod and reel, and this line, with a hook on the end. What do I need bait for? |
| Sally: | If you were a fish, would you just bite on a hook, for no reason, just so you could be caught? |
| Bob: | I don't know. I've haven't been a fish lately. I guess I never thought about it. |
| Sally: | Why don't you try putting some of this bait [gestures to bait bucket] on your hook, and then see if the fish are biting. |
| [Bob adds a worm to his hook and drops it in...] | |
| Bob: | Hey, I think I've finally got one! I think that bait does work! |
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